I rarely write about kickstarter projects on this blog because many never turn the "brilliant idea" into an actual tangible delivered product. An example of non delivery is the iExpander which was supposed to deliver a battery pack with a bunch of features in December 2012, May 2015 and still no product to speak of. 

I love camping / survival gear but this is so ridiculous I wanted to share it. 

What could this axe contain that makes it so unbelievably funny? Hold on to your hat:

• Shovel

• Bottle Opener

• Hoe

• Axe

• SOS Signal

• Wire Cutter

• Hammer

• Ice Breaker

• String Saw

• Lighting with fixed magnet

• Emergency Phone Charger

• Fire Starter

• Screwdriver

One Complete shovel Includes the Following Extras:

• Flint
• String Saw
• USB Adapter / Charger
• 2 in 1 Car / Wall Adapter
• Plastic Safety Whistle
• 1800mAh Rechargeable Flashlight Battery
• Knife Attachment
• Ice Pick Attachment
• Phillips / Flat Head Screw Driver Bit

 The handle is built with "aircraft grade aluminum" which sounds good but I want my shovel/axe/hammer to have a solid weighty handle. 

The high carbon shovel also has a saw blade on one side and a chopping knife like blade on the other. 

If you want to gamble $130, check out this kickstarter project page (link)